February 23, 2010 Barbara Boxer said “…that the most optimistic climate models for the second half of this century suggest that 30 to 70% of the snow pack will disappear. Now, no wonder we have people visiting our offices who are just already hurting from the recreation industry in this nation. They see what’s happening, they see the handwriting on the wall. We have to act. Looking at the United States of America, the IPCC clearly warned that unchecked global warming will lead to reduced snow pack in the western mountains, critically reducing access to water, which is our lifeblood.”

The left are hypochondriacs. Tell them they look like they’re losing weight and they’ll assume they have AIDS. And they’ll be relieved as they finally realize what’s wrong with them. “It was AIDS after all. I knew it.” Even in the face of the facts surrounding ‘global warming’ they stay the course. Even in the face of new information they stay the course. Taken directly from the genius Clinton playbook, deny it enough and it will go away. The Ol’ Bill Clinton: “That depends on what your definition of is is.” The Ol’ Mel Gibson: “The things I was alleged to say.” And where is Al Gore these days anyway?

The gilded senator from California brings us one step closer to Global Disastrification Relief.

Two Washington insiders are feeling the pinch of outraged Americans. Both McCain and Reid have been scrambling to raise money in the face of unfavorable polls. Voters are tired of Washington grifters and are starting to voice their opposition. 2010 is not just about the Democrats facing backlash for their recent socialist take over attempt, it’s also the year of retribution. Why is it that now, after all these years voters are starting to wake up? A lot of their anger stems from the Internet: the ‘new’ media is bringing these politicians into America’s living rooms in a way we’ve never seen before. Thank you Internet. It’s about time you gave us something good other than porn.

It’s Friday, and while we should all be afraid of the impending zombie crisis, most of us are probably looking forward to mundane pleasures like sleeping in, spending time with our families, relaxing etc. That’s humans for you- ignoring the 500-pound gorilla and focusing on fleeting moments of pleasure.