Archive for the ‘ The Onion ’ Category
Suspect Alex Croft, who has a ton of black friends, planned to kill Obama because of his socialist agenda—not because of his skin color. [ READ MORE ]
Times have been too real lately. From the rightwing christian militia bombing of the Russian subway on Monday (sorry Muslim extremists, I couldn’t resist), to the ObamaCare bill shoved down our throats, to Biden’s infuriating redistribution of wealth quips. Apparently the real times have taken their toll on Obama. His drinking is up. His smoking [ READ MORE ]
The very day Obama signs ObamaCare, the rabid left is jostling to be next in Obama’s line. Each special interest group is leaning on Obama hard- it’s time to collect some favors. What comes next? Is it Immigration or Gay Marriage? We sure as heck know it’s not going to be THE ECONOMY. The Don’t [ READ MORE ]
Where IS Joe this week anyway? He was finally let loose after his last debacle and he must have been chained pretty tight cause he came out of confinement like a boxer on steroids: Cheney! Must Kill Cheney! And then nothing. You know Joe may not be the smartest Vice President we’ve [ READ MORE ]
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