Archive for the ‘ The Onion ’ Category

I Have Lots of Black Friends

Suspect Alex Croft, who has a ton of black friends, planned to kill Obama because of his socialist agenda—not because of his skin color. [ READ MORE ]

It’s OK Barack. Britney Does It Too!

Times have been too real lately. From the rightwing christian militia bombing of the Russian subway on Monday (sorry Muslim extremists, I couldn’t resist), to the ObamaCare bill shoved down our throats, to Biden’s infuriating redistribution of wealth quips. Apparently the real times have taken their toll on Obama. His drinking is up. His smoking [ READ MORE ]

Please Ask Do Tell

The very day Obama signs ObamaCare, the rabid left is jostling to be next in Obama’s line. Each special interest group is leaning on Obama hard- it’s time to collect some favors. What comes next? Is it Immigration or Gay Marriage? We sure as heck know it’s not going to be THE ECONOMY. The Don’t [ READ MORE ]

Where In the World Is Joe Biden?

Where IS Joe this week anyway? He was finally let loose after his last debacle and he must have been chained pretty tight cause he came out of confinement like a boxer on steroids: Cheney! Must Kill Cheney! And then nothing. You know Joe may not be the smartest Vice President we’ve [ READ MORE ]