Archive for the ‘ Obama ’ Category

I Have Lots of Black Friends

Suspect Alex Croft, who has a ton of black friends, planned to kill Obama because of his socialist agenda—not because of his skin color. [ READ MORE ]

Platitudes and Pie

Back when Obama was touring the 57 states of America he discussed his love of pie: coconut cream pie and sweet potato pie in particular. He neglected to mention the other pies he likes – your piece of the pie and pie-in-the-sky. This is just a really bad dream. If we pinch ourselves REALLY hard, [ READ MORE ]

Any Questions?

President Obama made a trip as chief executive to Afghanistan recently to visit troops close to Kabul. The White House released this picture by official White House photographer Pete Souza, showing the president shaking hands and grabbing a soldier’s finger, and the troops’ reactions. The picture below was taken by official White House photographer Eric Draper of George [ READ MORE ]

It’s OK Barack. Britney Does It Too!

Times have been too real lately. From the rightwing christian militia bombing of the Russian subway on Monday (sorry Muslim extremists, I couldn’t resist), to the ObamaCare bill shoved down our throats, to Biden’s infuriating redistribution of wealth quips. Apparently the real times have taken their toll on Obama. His drinking is up. His smoking [ READ MORE ]

Peace of the Prize

Americans have a short memory. ObamaCare was forced down our throats and we are angry. Obama’s recent approval ratings are lower than ever. But, have we forgotten that Obama won a Nobel Peace prize for this, IN ADVANCE?! Wait, can the Nobel Committee see the future? [ READ MORE ]