4,563 words – all for a speech that only Michelle wanted to hear.
Highlights: Every time Obama says ‘Pakistan’ it’s funny- and he said it 25 times. Awesome.
*Note: I’m not posting the speech for the same reason I didn’t post Adam Lambert’s tongue-kiss. Gratuitous.

I’m thinking Obama has a secret strategy that only he, his caddy, and Tiger Woods knows…because the man is not so foolish as to believe this strategy will do anything but bite him in the butt in 18 months just when he’s preparing a reelection bid. Maybe he’s pulled a Reagan, and he in fact has bin laden. That’d be good.